Day 21 - 25 Days of Ridiculous Things I See in Holiday Catalogs

Day 21 -- The Wine Rack

This is a sports bra that you can fill with wine, then drink it from a straw.  "The Advantages Are Obvious" because not only can you conceal your wine while you reveal increased cleavage, you can also drink on the go.  Your brassiere is now an intoxicating juice box.  Brilliant!

Just look how sad this young lady is in the "before" picture...

Her spirits are as low as her SAT scores, but look....all that wine sloshing around her bra in the "after" picture gives her cleavage and a smile.   Hopefully her date will drink as much as she does, so as not to notice that the cleavage is gone with the wine.