I thought the beard hats were dumb, but at least they served the practical purpose of keeping your head warm (and your chin, if you please) -- but, this thing is super ridiculous:
Okay, so here are your options. You can either look like the grumpy bald guy:
Or a happy cabbage patch kid in a visor:
Because that is precisely what this hair looks like....you're not really fooling anyone with these things. It looks like chopped frayed yarn, though I do give them points for all of the colors and varieties of chopped frayed yarn:
I mean, check out your options:
Whoa whoa whoa....wait just a second....what's this?? No Gray Hair/Camo combo? What the hell, makers of "Flair Hair"?? -- Sorry about you if you're looking to be a gray haired gentleman with a camo visor....you, my friend, are decidedly out of luck.
But listen, don't worry. This ad promises to "protect your eyes from the sun, all while giving you a distinctive look". You will distinctively look moronic, but I suppose if you'd prefer the appearance of road kill on your head rather than baldness, your $19.99 will be very well spent.
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